Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4141	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	460006	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7735

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	120
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1959	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4529
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2565	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	8809	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	3235
Emeralds Found:	7273	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	119
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.