Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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