CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7557	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Emeralds Found:	7397	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6394
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	881	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crops Grown:	3249
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5149
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	3289	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.