CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	9547	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9959	Animals Bred:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	5237
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	182	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	186
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2703
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.