CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	904165	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Animals Bred:	156
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7010	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Love Letters Sent:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	107
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	170
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9470	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Farms Harvested:	527

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7503	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mines Excavated:	1506	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7517
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3233
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	224	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Farms Harvested:	874

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.