CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9915	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8332	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	8833	Alien Abductions:	1
Farms Harvested:	194	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	135
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5664	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	184
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Potions Brewed:	91
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.