CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Potions Brewed:	132	Dragon Eggs Found:	9327
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	3336
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8933

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	199
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	1733

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	5228
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.