CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	3484
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2763
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6955	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3944
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4215

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.