CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5197
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	82	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4648	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9393
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6585
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1454	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	7406	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!