CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ores Mined:	8845	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	7606
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8193

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4934
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2484	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6664	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Items Found:	6836
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magic Items Found:	8959	Void Gems Collected:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	5179
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3786	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.