CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	232	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	98524	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4381

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	214

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	670
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9511	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.