CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2461	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	293
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3977
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9968
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6562	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4867
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5175
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!