CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	31

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6386	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	441287	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	126	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	4474	Players Killed by Monsters:	7135
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!