Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Behavior, Calls, Chat, Commies, Communication, controversial, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Ideology, insults, internet, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, ONLINE, Path, Political, retards, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4060
New Chunks Explored:	216217	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4538
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ores Mined:	3986	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1212
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	8919
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1648	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	1728	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4911
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Potions Brewed:	133
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	92
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Dragon Eggs Found:	9061
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!