Character Profiles Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	706141	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Farms Harvested:	232	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	647
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6361	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Void Gems Collected:	30
Potions Brewed:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	871
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5415	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1346
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Buildings Constructed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1