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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Mines Excavated: 4221 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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