Chaos Cubed: Minecraft Edition for Grown-Ups! Whitelist Required!

& Ghast Grief, Armour Statues, Armoured Elytra, Chaos, coordinates hud, Cubed, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon drops elytra, durability ping, Edition, endermen grief, Fast Leaf Decay, GrownUps, hermitcraft, Husks Drop Sand, Minecraft, mini blocks, More Effective Tools, required, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, youtube smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name:	Cubed Chaos
Version:	b1.2 and up
World File Size:	50 GB

Server Datapacks

Gameplay Enhancements	Crafting Enhancements	Cubed Chaos Exclusives
Anti Endermen grief	Back to Blocks	Renewable Gilded Blackstone
Anti Ghast grief	Blackstone Cobblestone Crafting	Smeltable Amethyst Shards
Armour Statues	Charcoal to Black Dye	Craftable Raw Ores

Server Rules

Golden Rules:	Don’t be a prick.
No Griefing:	Pranks are fun, demolishing someone’s base is griefing.
No Thieving:	No stealing from other players.

Apply for Cubed Chaos

Join our Public Discord to apply. There is a 30-day probation period. Good luck!

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all skill levels.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building bases?

A: Players are encouraged to have their own bases, but also contribute to the market at spawn.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed, but thieving and griefing are not tolerated.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	171
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2318
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4663	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Votes:	9247	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ores Mined:	8991	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Villages Defended:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Mines Excavated:	4608	Ores Mined:	2633
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!