HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Star Shards Collected: 71 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Gods Slained: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Star Shards Collected: 202
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magic Items Found: 2580
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Enchantments Applied: 185

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7759 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 200 Dragon Eggs Found: 7188
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dimension Hops: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 761412
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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