Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Emeralds Found: 9140 Magic Crystals Found: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 366 Players Killed by Monsters: 9057
    Chimeras Created: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 New Chunks Explored: 24447
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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