Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Crops Grown: 1872 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Ores Mined: 6955 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4301 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Emeralds Found: 849 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Enchantments Applied: 177
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 272 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 228 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ores Mined: 9411 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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