Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mines Excavated: 2615
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ores Mined: 9695 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8796
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ores Mined: 4820
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Buildings Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2783
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Zombie Dances: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Towns Built: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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