Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ores Mined: 5816
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 696 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Towns Built: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Animals Bred: 94 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 5547
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 3633
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Runes Activated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3378
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dimension Hops: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Buildings Constructed: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Runes Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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