Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

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Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	New Chunks Explored:	46025
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8367	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	119894	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ores Mined:	9655
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Magic Items Found:	8171	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6193	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	560
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5662
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.