Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Void Armor Forged: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 7406

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 37013 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2942 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchantments Applied: 263
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 254 Dragon Eggs Found: 4839
    Alien Abductions: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Villages Defended: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 86 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 390
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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