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Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3453
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	2187
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9790
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	358692	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.