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Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ores Mined:	2239	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Void Armor Forged:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!