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Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	1050
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4590
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Star Shards Collected:	155
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	7823	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1126	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6527

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Farms Harvested:	679
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!