Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9986	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	286	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	5178	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4813
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	504916	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3594
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5202	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	178
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net