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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8509 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 111 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!