Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

Chad, Chads, cheek, DATING, FEMCEL, femcels, incel, incel community, incel culture, Inceldom, kiss, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, shithole, societal pressures, Sweaty, toxic masculinity, Ultimate

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mines Excavated:	4178
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	629820
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	66
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	166	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5295	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Animals Bred:	114
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4219	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Animals Bred:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	4333
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	6471
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com