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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7180 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!