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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7776 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 3428 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
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