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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4565 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4399 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 8272 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!