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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7474 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1138 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 300 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!