Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

play.beacoland.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

CubedMC.org

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

skymata.games

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

play.mc-paradise.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!