Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Void Gems Collected: 26 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Villages Defended: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 9692
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4888 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 73 Chimeras Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Falling into the Void: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 183308 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 141240 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8825 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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