Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested: 117 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 231
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8787 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Crops Grown: 2386 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7115
    Gods Slained: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Dimension Hops: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Zombie Dances: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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