Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Dragons Tamed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 175 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6546
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 2452
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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