Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Star Shards Collected: 73 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

    We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

    Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7604 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 398 Magic Items Found: 1954
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Potions Brewed: 114
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8302
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 429 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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