So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Divine Spears Created: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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