A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2365 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
