A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?
Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Discord | 0_fold |
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| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
