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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9822 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
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