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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2974 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3707 |
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.