Cellphone Clocks Are A Thing

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join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.

our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?

come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4468
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Farms Harvested:	984	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crops Grown:	5889
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.