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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8659 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
