Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7544
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	154
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mines Excavated:	2574
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!