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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2917 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7410 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
