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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9687 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia