CashCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5042	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4703	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Items Found:	4675	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	9984
Players Killed by Monsters:	3338	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Farms Harvested:	111
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	735796	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!